This is a fact.
Posted on May 21st, 2008 at 2:17 am
Me: Oh hey, nice Rolling Stones shirt Andrew
Andrew: Oh yeah, thanks.
Me: I heard they are all animatronics.
Andrew: Oh really?
Me: Yeah, like they actually died 20 years ago or something and now they just use robots covered in wrinkly, fake skin.
Andrew: Interesting
Me: One of them runs on heroin apparently. Has a little port on the inside of his arm right here. (points at inside of elbow) Just jacks in, shoots in the heroin, then SQUEEDILIEDEEDILEDEELIDEEDEEEEE!!! (does air guitar) rocks out.
Andrew: They did a great job on the lips.
Me: Jagger’s? Oh yeah, you have no idea how many cow vaginas they had to go through to find those.
(Laughter)
Me: Okay, we have to stop.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm e
You are an imposter. http://www.promortgagepartners.com/LOs/DanCrum/ THAT is the real Dan Crum.